BANG Las Colombianas

Had enough of sloppy American girls? Looking for a pickup challenge in a foreign land? Colombia might be the place for you. Once known as a drug capital, Colombia is earning a reputation for being clean and safe, and having lots of stunning women. Long hair, thin, assets, and a sense of style, Colombian girls had me constantly breaking my neck. But before you dive in, pick up a copy of BANG Colombia, so you can avoid a disaster similar to what I’ve experienced.

If you’ve read BANG, you already know how detailed Roosh is with every point of the interaction. No, from before to after. From getting your mind ready before you go out, to post-sex relationship issues. Full coverage.

It’s the same with BANG Colombia. Roosh discusses planning a budget and deciding where to stay. With three main cities, Roosh mentions his preferred locations for day game, bars, and which neighborhoods to live in. It’s a plan: setting up the logistics to ensure that when the girl is ready, you won’t cockblock yourself. There’s even a section on numerous products for studying Spanish.

One thing that’s interesting is that BANG Colombia is shorter than BANG. You might wonder if there’s really much meat to it. However, Roosh introduces his Approach Index, comparing the amount of approaches needed for 1 bang in various countries. At this point, you realize that you should already be approaching regularly, and banging, in the States. For example, there’s no chapter about inner game, Colombian style.

And yet, Roosh’s approach to game is simple enough for a novice to pick up and run with right away. His openers are easy to remember, and offer ample opportunity to keep an interaction going. They are tried and true.

While attractive girls around the world respond to game, there are some cultural and economic differences that will throw you off. Roosh has spent months in Colombia, experiencing those differences first-hand, and has cracked the code. The best part is, you don’t have to be fluent in Spanish, just conversational. If you can’t hold a conversation over the phone, then set up the date via email.

Roosh makes it clear that you will have to work hard. It’s possible to quickly get laid, but nothing is a sure thing, so make use of both day and night game. You might think that there’s no time for sight-seeing. If you’ve traveled before, then you’re aware that if you’ve seen one beach, you’ve seen em all. This is about getting laid. There’s no chapter about gaming girls at the San Agustín. However, once you have the tools that work on the Colombian girls, you can do well, wherever you are.

My first trip to Colombia didn’t end the way I had hoped. I simply wasn’t prepared. Now I am, and can’t wait to go back. Get the book, get your flag, and enjoy the best thing that Colombia has to offer.

Pictured: average Colombian girl