I Can’t Hate
It’s easy to criticize another guy as a douche. But can you really hate on him, if he’s getting ass because / in spite of his douchiness? I can’t. If Seinfeld was right, and everything we’re doing is to get women, then if it works then I should see if I can learn from it.
In honor of Jersey Shore Season 2, let’s take a look at Jersey Shore and douchiness leading to ass. Nah, fuck that. That’s cleaned-up for easy digestion by the general public. Instead, let’s look at real guidos in the wild.
Here’s a typical Guido posing with 2 Guidettes. Now these girls aren’t all that, but you know you’d hit it. So there’s no point on complaining that they aren’t all that. We’re focusing on guys and their behavior. Looking at this pic, the Guido has his head cocked back farther than normal, to the side, and with his lips pursed, ready to perform female faletio. GTL in full form. I’m sure they’ll add a fourth letter for the hair at some point. Is he hittin either of em? Who knows. There’s plenty of people posing with girls in the club, and not getting any from any of them.
But you have to wonder. Because Italian guys aren’t the only ones taking these looks to the extreme. Do you love Latinas? I sure do. And the latin guys dress and act in a similar manner as your typical Guido.
If there’s anything I’ve learned from Guidos, is that these guys act as if they are the shit all the time, even if they mostly focus on GTL. That has to count for something. If you don’t believe me, then pay attention the next time your voice cracks, your hand shakes, or you just appear nervous, when approaching an attractive girl. You don’t need to look like this to prove you’re confident. But if it helps you get at these girls, more power to you.
So keep on douchin on. If you’re getting tail, I can’t hate.
But I should.
As someone with a 3 digit IQ from the NYC area, I HAVE to hate guidos. It’s in my blood.
agreed. How did the whole guido thing strike us so suddenly? I mean one minute we’re fine, the next – dudes are wearing half shirts and acting macho about it.
Guys like this are the sign of the apocalypse. I don’t care if they get girls…good for them but I’m not willing to lower myself if I think it will help me get chicks. I’m not that desperate.
I will hate on them until the day I die…but in a way I’m grateful they are around. They provide me some entertainment and give me something to laugh at.
it’s all about the entertainment value
guidos get girls for two reasons
1. they identify a small niche market and go after it (guidettes)
2. they have identified what it is the women in that market find attractive (tan , spiked hair , tattoos , tight tee shirts , big muscles) and go ALL OUT in making sure they exhibit those qualities
thats the problem with a lot of men out here , they have trouble identifying what it is exactly that the women they desire want , and then working on bettering themselves in those categories by any means necessary
“GTL in full form. ”
Uhm.. what’s a GTL?
Gym, Tanning, Laundry
Gotta hit the Gym.
Gotta get the Tanning.
Gotta do the Laundry so you stay “fresh to death” for the ladies.
(Yes, I know way too much about this show)
google the line
Throw a stack of ones at bitches in a club not a strip club and watch as the two hottest bitches in club that were dancing on bar jump down and pick up every last dollar while there boy friends look on like wtf.
Yea money matters.
I decided to just skip the club and just go fuck strip club hos they are hotter anyway and were fucking me within minutes.
he he he
i hate on the fact that even with cameras and admission ot great clubs…they don’t actually pull a lot of quality tail. sloppy making out with some hoez in a club while you have a video camera watching on doesn’t make you the flyest dude out there. i’d imagine with release forms, the crew and shit, pulling is actually pretty damn hard, like getting some chick to on national television hop in your bed with a camera crew over his shoulder means your game is illsick tight, so on that tip, i give it to them. on the other hand, i bet when they do appearances and shit, girls are LINING up to bang them.
f’ing Brody from the hills came to a local club/bar in my city, and the girls were fucking like abuzz over his shit. fucking BRODY, from the fucking hills. Not even a legitimate actor/athlete, whatever.
chicks take to that shit like CRACK rock.