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I Just Couldn’t Do It

August 2, 2010

At the end of the night, I saw a plain, average DC girl sitting by herself. I felt compelled to approach. When I got a better view of her my game started to tumble. Without me being attracted, my motor skills shut down. But she encouraged the conversation to continue. Unfortunately the bouncers were ushering us out, so I took her number and left.

A couple of days later, it was time to make the phone call. However, I wasn’t all that excited. In fact, I started feeling butterflies. How terrible was she? Would my reaction betray my disgust? Worse, would I freak and just run out of the bar?? With each question my body shuttered.

But Rookie, she might be a notch. Isn’t that worth it? But I’d have to endure so much for something not guaranteed. And what if I did smash. Would I feel dirty? Could a shower be enough to scrub off the memory of her, and my disdain of myself?

I leaned towards not calling.

Then, I thought about it some more. Maybe it wouldn’t be that bad. Maybe she’s cuter then I remembered. Perhaps her body would be acceptable. She would just be a turtle I wouldn’t discuss. My friends wouldn’t need the details. Yeah I smashed a turtle, now deal with it. Thoughts of sex in the dark were helping. I took another day to think it over.

Rook, you’re forgetting one thing. What if you’re about to smash, and you can’t get hard? Your dick has a mind of its own. You might find her acceptable, but Lil Rook might not.

That was the dagger for me. There was no way I could call her now. Not with all these questions. These were questions that I couldn’t answer. And I just couldn’t bear find out, either.

19 Comments leave one →
  1. August 2, 2010 9:47 am

    What if you’re about to smash, and you can’t get hard?

    LMAO

    Damn, she must have been worse than just average.

    • August 2, 2010 10:20 am

      the thing about it was she was sitting down. she could have had a husky back.

  2. Black Rebel permalink
    August 2, 2010 10:04 am

    Yeah man, as long as her body is slender and her face isn’t repulsive, you should have no problems with ‘Little Rook’ going to work.

    We don’t learn game to fuck average girls, but generally you’ll fuck like seven average girls for each hot one. It’s a chicken and the egg situation.

    I wouldn’t call her. Taking the number and not calling it is the male equivalent of the flake. Chicks don’t do anything they don’t feel like doing, why should we?

    • August 2, 2010 10:21 am

      “Chicks don’t do anything they don’t feel like doing, why should we?”

      word. unless there’s a learning opportunity…

  3. alex permalink
    August 2, 2010 11:05 am

    “Lil Rook”

    LMAO

  4. August 2, 2010 11:44 am

    Think about that you are making the descision of not choosing her. She is not the one choosing not to see you.

    With the ones who aren’t that attractive I’ve been tempted to just go for gusto and invite them over making it obvious there will be sex. You don’t waste time on a date and if she says no, then so be it.

    Like Black Rebel said, if she’s not too chunky and isn’t completely repulsive, then go for it.

  5. August 2, 2010 12:40 pm

    You followed your most dominant and baser instincts, which is awesome.

    Yes, learning experiences are great and all, but there have been a few times in my life where I tried macking a girl just for the sake of macking (usually the girl was OK looking, and the venue wasnt all that, etc), but because I wasn’t that into her in the first place, my game was half hearted and I’d get rejected, and by an unattractive girl!!! That is a definite ego blow lol.

    So yeah – hit on girls that you find hot.

  6. August 2, 2010 12:45 pm

    There’s definitely numbers I’ve gotten this year, that after thinking about it, I just decided that the chick isn’t attractive enough to spend any more time with and never called.

    It happens. There’s nothing wrong with it.

    Why should average chicks be worth your time?

  7. Eamon permalink
    August 2, 2010 12:53 pm

    She wasn’t all that + you were not feigning like Jodeci = No call.

    I probably would have just talked to her for the sake of, then kept her number around for a little bit (depends on how average looking she was). I like having a “spare tire” LOL

  8. August 2, 2010 4:30 pm

    It happens but I’ll keep it real, i’ve smashed my fair chair of ducks especially when I’m in a drought

    • August 2, 2010 6:02 pm

      if you felt better just by getting out of the drought then great. i think i would feel worse though, to actually pursue a mudduck beyond a one night stand

  9. August 2, 2010 4:33 pm

    Some girls you’d smash same night but then change your mind when it’s time to go out on a date. Same thing happens to girls when it comes to responding to our calls/texts.

    • August 2, 2010 6:01 pm

      this makes a lot of sense. while not under the influence of alcohol, everyone makes different decisions

    • August 2, 2010 11:28 pm

      Well said. This is why salesmen invented the high pressure sales tactic, because they know that it is human nature to flake.

      • August 3, 2010 2:04 am

        Yes, and this is why one-night stand game is becoming so important.

    • August 9, 2010 10:31 am

      Wait, Roosh, this is huge. Are you advocating pursuing one night stands? I thought you were in the same camp as Mystery, who proclaimed that one night stands were Fool’s Mate — a concept, which admittedly, I did not fully understand — since the whole point is getting laid, why am I a fool if I got what I wanted?

      Do I need to re-read Bang — which I swear to god, is proudly sitting right there on my nightstand as we speak — or is this a new development in game.

  10. August 2, 2010 10:05 pm

    [What if you’re about to smash, and you can’t get hard? Your dick has a mind of its own. You might find her acceptable, but Lil Rook might not. ]

    hahahah

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